Synopsis
Charley, a cyborg vampire employed by the Vatican to handle its grimey tasks, serves as the thrall to the local vampire playboy Johnny Rayflo. As the pair battle crime and their mutual animosity, the result is a chaotic mix of humor, brutality, and sacrilege. Meanwhile, Charley must contend with his own intense, desperate need for blood. The diabolical duo faces off against a vampire princess with childlike demeanor, a mysterious faction within the Unitarian Church, and each other.